This is the personal blog of General Gaston Maskly. Tonight, I contemplate the gates of Hell, prepared for battle. All has been arranged…all has been planned. My troops are at the ready and the Battalion Of Beauty has learned well of the horror we will face in this War On The Ugly. I don’t pretend for a moment that this will be an easy task, nor a short one. But in the end, WE WILL TRIUMPH! For we must.
It is for the people, the children and God help us…the world that we march forth and seek out the enemy, the ugly websites of the internet and confront them, unmask them, place them before the public and demand they submit to our unconditional demand to become something pretty. Tonight…I rest. For tomorrow we enter the gates of Hell…prepared for battle.
Gen. Gaston Maskly